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Sep 21, 2005
Get it? A two dimensional round? I slay me
So I'm here in York killing time on campus in Mckay. Wow.. Nothing really changes huh??
Sorry that I have not updated in quite some time, I guess I really don't know what to write.
Since the last time that I have written the Probe died........... Yes you heard right.. The Ford Probe in the lovely teal color is offically out of commission. It was a good car. I will go as far to say that it could have been the best of cars if it would have just trained a little harder. The replacement in Juego Nuevo. I enjoy it.
I have new pictures I swear. Maybe one of these days I will get around to posting them.
I have been working my ass off over at R.H. Sheppard testing pumps for the man. It looks like a lot of good design work is going to be coming down the line soon so I am plenty excited about all of this shazzle.
What else what else.
If your not on facebook yet, you have some serious problems.
Last week I was down near King of Prussia for ProE training. It was a nice change of pace from testing pumps, but it was pretty boring with nothing to do. I did see the great Scott Mazei. We did not do a whole hell of a lot, but it was fun to shoot the shit and hang once again. He is rapidly becoming the angry black man that I always knew he could be (just as I am losing my blackness).
Denise and I are doing quite well. The only problem that we have is that we are both working so much that it is hard to spend a lot of alone time together. Hopefully once she gets her car it will be a little bit easier on both of us. Speaking of which.. If anyone knows of a good car and cheap, that will pass inspection let me know.
g2g.
Kevin
Posted at 10:35 pm by thekevintheory
Jul 9, 2005
The title says it all. I am on day one of my vacation from the R.H. Sheppard Company and already have started to settle into relaxation a bit.
My good friend Joshua Wills stopped by this afternoon and him and I went to KClingers for a bit. Their bible of beers (its rediculous how extensive it is) absolutely amazed Josh and I, although it stopped short of bringing us to tears. It was good to see the kid, and I wish him luck with his job search.
I have done a bit of reading this summer and hopefully my pace keeps up. In the past week or so I have read 3 books, Jailbird, Slapstick, and God Bless You Jack Kevorkian, all from the pen of Kurt Vonnegut. It is sad but I am running out of novels of his to read. Where will I turn to next?
My motorcycle is down here in town. My mother and father dropped it off last weekend and stayed for a short stint. It was good to see them.
I live with an amazingly beautiful, talented, and kind hearted woman who tries her best to take care of me and keep me happy. I hope every man can be as lucky as I am and find that one woman who completes him.
Tuesday, my amazingly beautiful lover and I are taking off on a trip across the east coast. We will be stopping off in New Jersey and finally Massachusetts to hang out with my other lover, the beautiful Mr. Seckler.
I have no new poems and am quite disapointed that no one loves me enough to comment on what I do post. So, I will stop posting them.
Now it is time to go be romantic, and romantic I will be.
Peace and love.
Kevin Posted at 09:11 pm by thekevintheory
Jun 26, 2005
New Poem. Let me know what you think of it.. Or else!
<shakes Fist)
Untitled
To Kindling Necrosis
The world was black
His dreams were black
The gift of sight escaped him
He knew four walls
The same he had always known
And only two people
Remorseful givers of life
Sleep was a synonym for vitality
To differentiate would be pointless
His eighth birthday brought a wish
To journey among the living
This wish he would make a million times
But only answered once
As he slept this remarkable night
He was granted the wish of sight
In his dream he shuttered
To find a world of color
A world outside the same four walls
His heart hurt from beauty
He journeyed through fields
And bathed in the clouds
All his premonitions had been true
In sight life could be found
From living life in darkness
All Kindling knew was pain
But the gift of sight would change him
Such great gifts are rarely gifts
He did not expect that he would stumble
Upon the unluckiest of men
Robbed of his life for nothing more
Than holding on to it too dear
It was this man’s disembodied head
Riddled with lacerations and maggots
And speaking in tongues about real truth
That snapped Kindling back to alertness
He plunged back into darkness
And without a cry of pain or pity
Removed his invalid machinery
He left true beauty dangling by its cords Posted at 07:24 pm by thekevintheory
Jun 13, 2005
Stalk me. Love me. Hate me. Tease me.
Yesturday I finished God Bless You Mr Rosewater by Kurt Vonnegut. He never disapoints me. It was a phenominal book filled with minimal amounts of debouchery but a mild bit of lesbianism. Just how often do lesbians disapoint? I think rarely. (providing both are hot and willing to dyke it out in front of you)
Yes.. I assure you that I am a pig.
Since everyone else has been slacking on their journals I'll just need to update my own more and stalk myself. Its fun and educational!
I'm currently listening to the new At the Drive In album that I purchased at Walmart for the rolled bakc price of 13.50. How can you go wrong. It even came with a DVD just in case you ever doubted how weird the gentlemen of At the Drive In are.
Im going to Chicago in 2 weeks for work to witness and engine build for our prototype pumps. I hate flying, but I do love to travel. Oh what a cunumdrum. Oh my lamentable plight, I am calamity. My spelling is really poor too. Oh well.
My new saying is phenominal. You'll love it too.
I have the skin of a white man
Heart of a black man
And the dick of a China man!
Don't worry, photographic evidence will never follow.
I wrote a poem. Aren't you proud of me? It doesn't even involve ramen noodles or bodily fluids! I guess Im growing up and growing old.
Sigh. What it would be like to be young again
Anyway.. here is that poem I promised you..
Untitled.
A "D" in navigation
An "A" in botchery
What reason do you have to follow my course?
This is not the epiphany
That launched or sand a thousand ships
But corrected their course
Thirty days of rough water
And a damaged sail to boot
Has only led me back to you
What a great expression. To boot. I do believe that is the first time that I have ever used that expression. You know what is another undervalued word/expression? The art of being a thug and practicing thuggery. I love it.
What else. Oh yea. My girlfriend is amazing and far too good to me.
I made cinamon strudel muffins this morning (from the box) and let me tell you.. They were phenominal. I didn't get to supprise Denise with breakfast in bed like she did for me the other day, but they were cinamon, and I don't think she would have noticed that there was a bed there with cinamon in her mouth anyway.
I took her ice skating the other evening. I am absolutely horrible but it's amazing to just watch her go. She has grace and beauty (well she always has beauty). She goes to her own little world when she is skating. I hope it is beautiful there.
Golfing, anyone? I need to play. I'm jonzing in fact.
Lets see.. what else.
I wrote a little ditty in my SPC course the other day. I was so bored learning what percentages were that I wrote this.
I am so bored that I could single handedly take on an army of disgruntled milkmen arming myself with only bad grammar and pixiestix. Just test my iron will made entirely of whale chum and the tolerance of a micrometer. somestimes I sit around and theorize, what would fred flintstone do? or how differently circles would look if calculated using pie instead of pi. how can I sleep when children in china are plotting a better way to build a moustrap. I am left here all alone with only this befaced duck bill which repeatedly shouts blasphemy as I struggle to maintain an errection while masturbating to the visage of cambells tomato soup. without a doubt I could kick the buddahs ass. Does this girtle fit you? I have already outgrown it. Mathematics is magic yet it can not make my penis larger or tempt bakery goods to stop being lazy.
Yes.. I know.. I am totally off my rocker and need help.
I really enjoy being able to ride my bike back and forth to work. It is getting to be a bit too hot for that, but I love it just the same.
Denise and I rented Gothica the other day and let me tell you, I was greatly impressed. Denise is still scared, and I have fun scaring her just the same. Shes not nearly as bad as my old roommate Mr. Scott Mazei with the girl from The Ring.
This is the girl in the TV scott
Im going to eat your soul....... SOUL!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thats all I got for today.. Leave me some love.. Any love. Just put something in my box!
K
Posted at 08:12 pm by thekevintheory
Jun 5, 2005
This absolutely sucks lately.
Yes.. This is how my post is going to go, so if you don't like complaining, you can stop reading now.
But I know you won't, stalking is too much fun.
Hoekay.
Yes.. This absolutely are going to hell in a handbasket and I feel like there is really nothing I can do about any of it.
The most fun that I have had in the past 2 weeks was last night when I went to go jam with Russ and Mike. Granted, Russ and I are horrible, and no one knows any of the same things. It was fun nonetheless.
I've got the shits of the Sheppard. I wish that I would get more engineering work, and actual projects to work on. Hopefully that will turn around.
I really don't know what to say about a lot of everything else. Things have been so damn rocky lately, that I don't even know which end is up anymore. I spend 90% of my time hovering between annoyed to insainely pissed off. I can't even hold a thought in my head anymore.
I appreciate it when old friends call, so don't be afraid. If you are out there Abe, call me the fuck back already.
For those that care, I've been listening to Say Anything, Circa Survive, and The Get Up Kids lately. I also have been watching Band of Brothers.
End transmission.
Kevin Posted at 01:49 pm by thekevintheory
May 9, 2005
I just realized I mentioned Dutch Ovens, then immediately mentioned Denise in the next sentence. I really do have the most understanding girlfriend ever.
WATCHOUT!
Posted at 09:28 pm by thekevintheory
I just discovered a new artist.. Phenominal I tell you. They are called the legion of doom. What they do is take two bands and somehow meld two songs together. Somehow, amazingly, it works. I'm in awe.
This makes me feel creative and artistic.
It also made me fall back in love with Thursday and The Get Up Kids again, in only one song!
Go figure.
If you want to check them out try this shat: http://www.purevolume.com/thelegionofdoom
Also, for those of you that couldn't see my obious typo on the pictures link last update try this: http://photos.yahoo.com/kevinjsimon
I plan to go see Murder by Death in Lancaster a week from today. I can't wait. The chello will slay Lancaster and the surrounding suburbs. Oh how the Amish aren't safe.
Wonder-Dutch Power activate!
Ever wonder if the Amish dutch oven their wives? They deserve it for not shaving.
It looks like Denise is going to be moving in for the summer starting thursday. Scott is convinced that I will go insaine.
Either way.. I will be sure to give you plenty of updates. Especially if I go insaine. They will be so much more fun.
The last movie I saw was Closer. It was heaven (see the movie and you'll understand the reference). I hope to see The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy soon. I hear it's sort of a letdown if you love the books, but I'm willing to give it a go anyway.
Shoutout to my lost homie Abe. Here is a 40 to his honor.
And shoutouts to my graduating homies. May this blogdrive serve you as a becon on hope for the next years such that your love and knowledge of everything Kevin may grow and blosom.
But I degress.
I've been keeping it busy over at the Sheppard, testing pumps and rockin the excel spreadsheet. Hold me back now. They are also trying to reteach me stats. Last class I learned about percentages.......... HOLY SHT CALL NEWTON. WE'VE GOT PERCENTAGES UP IN THE HOUSE!
I'm also expecting a new phone in the mail, so hopefully everyone will be able to talk to me for a prolonged period of time now.
I guess thats all I got for now. If you need anything, you know the number, email, and whatnot.. If you don't, leave something here and i'll get it to you. Peace love and nappyness.
Kevin Posted at 09:26 pm by thekevintheory
May 2, 2005
I uploaded new photos and redid my old website a bit
http://www.geocities.com/kevinsimon/index.html
But really what everyone wants to see is this:
http://photos.yahoo.com/keivnjsimon/
Ill have a real update soon.. but for now.. this will need to keep you satisfied
The new albums are Ocean City, and Hanover.. because hanover loves the cock. You'll see what I mean.
Leave me notes too.. they make me feel warm and fuzzy
Check my blackness.
Kevin Posted at 09:43 pm by thekevintheory
Apr 14, 2005
Finally settling in to a new life
The title really says it all, things are finally starting to settle down a bit. (As I type this, an army of Irony is gathering its troops for a full frontal attack on everything that it is to be still)
Last Saturday I officially became a PA resident by suffering through one of the greatest tortures known to man. Babies were crying, women were sobbing, and grown men were gnashing their teeth, and no one knew what the fuck they were doing. That's right, I was at the DMV.
So a bit of recap.
Last weekend a bunch of us went down to the inner harbor in Baltimore, for a happy hour at Howl at the Moon. It was an awesome bar with dual pianos and some drums. The guys could play anything you wanted providing you were willing to throw money down on the piano. We told them it was Denise's birthday, so they called her on stage to sing a song about how, he has the hotdog if she has the bun, he was the tool if she has the box, and if she has the 60 he has the 9. I never knew that shade of red existed in nature. Go figure.
Sadly the Sparta concert last night was canceled. The guitarist busted a disk in his back or something. Quite disapointing.
I'm planning to take a whole mess of photos this weekend, and put them on the internet for your enjoyment. I know, it has been far too long since you've seen my handsome face.
I'm not reading anything at the moment, but when I get some time I plan on starting The DaVinci Code.
Should be a great time.
As far as new bands, friends have hooked me up with the following bands that I highly reccomend: Circa Survive, I am The Avalanche, The Killers, and Team Sleep. Check those out when you need some fresh tunes.
Gonna run, peace out muh niggahs Posted at 10:27 pm by thekevintheory
Mar 25, 2005
Where the hell is my theory?
Where the fuck is Kevin?
I have answers, relax. Some have noticed that now I'm online a lot more, that's true.
I have a new job, an engineering job. Exciting huh? The R.H. Sheppard Company has taken me on board as a Pump Design Engineer and I'm more than excited to be there. It looks like I have a lot to learn, but I'm looking for a good challenge.
With the new job means a new apartment in Hanover, and essentially a new life. (Go me)
Everything is going awesome with Denise, she really is way too good to me. It has almost been 3 months now, and for those who know me know what a feat this really is.
For those of you who don't know, Denise once made a webpage about me. Click here to view that page.
The move in was absolutely rediculous. I spent about a full month running around to interviews for jobs, finding an apartment, and moving in. I have spent so much money that it is absolutely rediculous. Hopefully I'll have some new pictures for once.
The ocean city trip is coming up soon and I can't wait for that shit.
Russ and I are planning to go see Sparta in April. How great is that?
I guess that's it for me right now. Any questions, dont be afraid to ask. Posted at 10:02 am by thekevintheory
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